Ever woke up one day humming a tune ? Jump out of bed singing your favorite track and go pet your dog while you run out to pick up the newspaper ? A chat with the lovely next door neighbour watering her petunias ? Waltz your way to work and have the most fabulous day ever ?
Well then its about time someone told you to get a bloody reality check .
My typical day would start with "Oh f**k look at the time ". Jump out of bed ,trip on the stuff lying on my bedroom floor. Then lug myself downstairs where I open the door to find my pooch's vomit in my new crocs . Lovely .
Pick up the paper...Oh nooo not fucking kalamadi shit again . I steal a sideway glance at my neighbour who feels free to "trim " my pretty bougainvilla that seemed to have creeped over her wall and presently looks ..well.. bald . Oh for pete's sake its not poison ivy or anything bitch !
Call me a pessimist but I'm a strong believer that everyday is a time bomb waiting to set off right in your face . :\
I have a friend who urges me to go take yoga classes to help me think positively and to breathe out the negative energy but then she stopped convincing me when she became sure of the fact that I may be talented enough to group the other people in class and convince them that they re living a joke.
Yes ,I know .. I'd probably die a lonely death but surprisingly the brutal honesty has probably fetched me a couple of friends who've gotten used to the fact that in all honesty I mean well for them and I thrive to steer them clear of bigger disappointments in life as much as possible. Its almost like charity.
Where there is hope there is always a great risk of disappointment yes? and does lack of hope prepare you for them ? I'd like to think yes ..partly. You'd still be messed up but its much better than waiting for the sun to shine through your ass and being disappointed .
I realize that this is a very negative note but each and everyone of you would probably agree with me deep down. How many times have you been screwed over by one of your mates ? or the lucky draw that you've entered ? The exam you thought was a hoot but ended up with despicable grades ?The girl who you love you but likes you as her best friend ?The painting you thought was a masterpiece and then your friend (an honest one like me) tells you its just mediocre ?
If you re in denial and think life is all rosy ,cows jump over the moon and willa wonka is your next door neighbour then you re a wuss. You re not prepared for the world or life as it is at all! And when life is going to sucker punch you in the face I'm going to stand in front of you and shamelessly say "Ha !!I told you so loser !"
And for those of you with the same mindset as me, well we know we're going places and of course dying of a coronary event at the age of 40 . Cheerio !
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